Because someone had to tell you it’s a bad idea.
The internet’s first AI that proudly says NO. Type your plan, and get brutally honest, sarcastic reasons why not to do it.
⚡ Meme-ready replies · 🎯 Realistic risks · 😬 Brutally honest
“Should I start a startup?”
Sure—if you enjoy sleep deprivation, ramen economics, and explaining to relatives what “runway” means.
“Gym at 5am?”
Pretend productivity is still pretend when you’re half-asleep on a treadmill.
What we’re building
Demotivate Online is an AI-powered devil’s advocate. Before you jump into a plan, it gives you the downsides, risks, and ugly truths — with a comedic twist.
- Reality-first advice, meme-second.
- Customizable harshness: from gentle truth to savage roast.
- One-click social share for maximum chaos.
Use cases
- “Should I quit my job?”
- “Is a 4am routine for me?”
- “Should I launch that product now?”
- “Is crypto/NFTs in 2025 still a thing?”
We’ll also support browser extension, Slack/Discord bots, and an API. (Later this year or next year)
Contrarian Core
Everyone says “how to do it.” We say “why you probably shouldn’t.”
Adjustable Roast
Dial your dose of honesty from “constructive” to “I needed that.”
Meme-Ready
Auto-format to post on X/IG/Reddit with one click.
Risk-Aware
Under the jokes: legit downside analysis to keep you grounded.
AI that tells you why NOT to do it
Searching for reasons not to start a startup, why not quit your job, or why 5 AM routines don’t work? Demotivate Online flips traditional coaching on its head. We highlight trade-offs, risks, opportunity costs, and the uncomfortable realities that hype often ignores.
Coming soon
We're putting the finishing touches on our reality-check AI
FAQ
Is this just for jokes?
Comedy is the sugar. The medicine is realistic risk analysis so you make better decisions.
Is this just satire?
It's satire with substance. We mix humor with realistic downside analysis so you see risks before you act.
When is the full product launching?
Soon!